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Malaysian Women Should Walk More

Being an XY male, it's normal.. to look at girls isn't it?
Call me perverted, horny or dodgy if u must, but I shall redeem myself by saying that it's perfectly normal. At least I'm not those kind of
hamsap people hanging around gyms/pools to stare at girls.

So, back to the story. I was walking today, and as usual I looked in front. Who the heck looks sideways or behind when they walk anyway?! So I noticed this ass in front of me. Then I started to think,

"How come I get to see more slender legs, in proportion asses and great thighs in countries that people walk more often?"

Then I deduced, using my IQ 127 logic, that it's the result of walking, and regular exercise of the muscles, that produces such god-blessed shape.

Kinda like that, only finer n sexier. Mmmm..

How many ladies out there do you see having this shape?! A rare sight, probably 15% out of every 100 ladies in Malaysia.

So, I'm calling out to all women, particularly KL(since I'm from KL) fat-asses who always seem too lazy to walk. And when I say fat-asses. Trust me, it's fat. If it's not nice to look at it's considered out of proportion / fat.

The sad state of young Malaysian women. Not them, they're fine for their age.

As you can probably guess where I'm going at, get out of your lazy bums now and start walking.

Here's my top 4 comments to help reduce eyesore for Malaysian men.
  • Always park your car, at the other end of the road where you live/work.
  • The women's department/section should be on the highest floor, with no escalators or lifts provided. Work those muscles!
  • All men should say Tak Nak! to W shape bodylines. (from waist downwards)
  • Gyms are not sufficient, we don't want love handles, we want something good to look at!

To conclude it, do something for the better of 'man'kind! Come on, your Singaporean counterparts are probably hotter than you people. =P

P.S: Feeling insulted? Think I'm a sexist? Well, try asking your male friends and see how many would suppress their 64-million-year conditioning and say, "no no, actually it doesn't matter, what matter's is the beauty inside."

P.P.S: My male buddies.. this is true right?! Help me out here =D

P.P.P.S: In my reference to an ass above, I meant a lady's ass. WHATEVER MADE YOU THINK I'LL LOOK AT GUYS' ASSES?!

P.P.P.P.S: This was meant to provide light-hearted humour. Don't take it too seriously ladies. But don't take it as a joke either =) Happy Halloween~

10 people said this sucked:

  Nicocoa

Wednesday, October 31, 2007 6:59:00 pm

20 pair of boobs.. haha... u made me laugh.

and.. KL don't really have lots of pedestrian streets like Western Countries sadly.

  SlowCatchUpKuan

Wednesday, October 31, 2007 10:48:00 pm

i think its useless. m;sia food is so oily n fattening. need too much workout to burn the fat haha

  HK

Wednesday, October 31, 2007 10:59:00 pm

@nicocoa: Hey! Good to see u here. Well yeah.. that's one reason. =(

@slowcatchupkuan: aiseh... another reason!? Come on~~ hahahaha

  BENevolent

Thursday, November 01, 2007 9:32:00 am

wth nicolekiss is here! wah...

  jukebox

Thursday, November 01, 2007 10:50:00 am

haha.. your posts are always entertaining.. nice..

  j0n

Friday, November 02, 2007 5:43:00 am

dude stop being shallow.

haha kidding!

  wptan

Saturday, November 03, 2007 2:26:00 am

i thought u checked out any ass? animal's ass also you look wert... you 4got adi meh? u told me the other day...

  SlowCatchUpKuan

Monday, November 05, 2007 3:36:00 am

haha come on. i'm not giving excuses. i'm jogging and swimming ok. but so attracted to fried tasty food hahahah

  Anonymous

Wednesday, November 07, 2007 9:02:00 pm

lol this may be purely tongue in cheek but always always remember that whenever guys check girls out, the girls are doing the same thing right back.
we'll love some muscles/ab/biceps/deltoids/hotpecs on a guy as well.

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